About Us

You know that perfect comeback you thought of during the conversation — but were too polite to actually say? We put it on a shirt.

BanterWear is for people who narrate their own eye-rolls. Who have a specific, well-organized opinion about the guy in the 12-items-or-less lane with 40 items. Who consider sarcasm a second language and “I’m not arguing, I’m explaining why I’m right” a reasonable personal creed.

Here’s the deal: a shirt should be the funniest thing you own. Not “ha, cute” funny — actually funny. The kind that makes a stranger in the cereal aisle snort, pretend they didn’t, then quietly Google where you got it. So we write every line like it has to earn the laugh (because it does), keep the wit sharper than the crude, and make sure you’re always the one in on the joke.

Wear the thought. Take the credit. And when a friend or a like-minded stranger laughs and asks where you got it — that is our version of a mission accomplished.

-BanterWear
A very serious clothing company.

Questions, ideas, or a joke you think we should put on a shirt? Email chitchat@banterwear.com.